quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
