U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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