id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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