At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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