So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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