I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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