I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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