'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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