guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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