yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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