If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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