i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Panties = found
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
