Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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