my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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