He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm drive I can fine osifer
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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