I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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