I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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