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"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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