You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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