Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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