Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I am available for nakedness
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