Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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