People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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