You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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