just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
