What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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