oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
...so i touched it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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