I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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