Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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