Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
