I wish i was in the wii world.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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