People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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