he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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