i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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