you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
