no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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