Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
