i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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