She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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