Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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