You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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