I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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