This girl is more easily done than said...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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