What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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