Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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