Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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