all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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