its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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