Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We are two peas in an std pod
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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