got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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