He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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